{"product_id":"9781529406641","title":"The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 13 1\/4","description":"\u003cp\u003eAuthor(s): Young, Lucien, \u003cbr\u003e Binding: Hardback, \u003cbr\u003e Date of Publication: 03\/10\/2019,\u003cbr\u003e Pagination: 176 pages,\u003cbr\u003e Series: N\/A, \u003cbr\u003eImprint: Quercus Publishing,\u003cbr\u003e Published By: Quercus Publishing,\u003cbr\u003e Book Classification: Humour, Parodies \u0026amp; spoofs, Political leaders \u0026amp; leadership\u003cbr\u003e ISBN13\\EAN\\SKU: 9781529406641\u003cbr\u003e Description: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e**STRICTLY UNOFFICIAL**\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Deliciously funny and highly impudent' - Jon Culshaw \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe newly discovered diary of Boris Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson, aged 13 1\/4, provides a fascinating glimpse into how Boris, a lazy, bumptious and overweening child, comes to believe he should be Prime Minister. Along the way, we see him hone the techniques and persona that will one day hoodwink a nation. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExtract from 13-year-old Boris's TEN RULES FOR LIFE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's not lying if you don't bother to learn the truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMany people - politicians, for instance - make the mistake of going about laden with facts and statistics. However, when studiously ignorant of the aforementioned, one may argue one's case with total conviction. A friend is just an enemy you haven't yet made.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome say there's no 'I' in 'team'. Well, I say you can't spell 'friend' without 'fiend'. No matter how dear your chum, you never know what sort of treachery they harbour inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter all, there are many people who consider me a friend!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Winstones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35022894268569,"sku":"9781529406641","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0423\/0240\/6809\/products\/9781529406641.jpg?v=1602536073","url":"https:\/\/winstonebooks.pro\/products\/9781529406641","provider":"Winstone's Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}