{"product_id":"9781529411942","title":"Instructions for the British People During The Emergency","description":"\u003cp\u003eAuthor(s): Hazeley, Jason, Tatarowicz, Nico, \u003cbr\u003e Binding: Hardback, \u003cbr\u003e Date of Publication: 11\/06\/2020,\u003cbr\u003e Pagination: 112 pages,\u003cbr\u003e Series: N\/A, \u003cbr\u003eImprint: Quercus Publishing,\u003cbr\u003e Published By: Quercus Publishing,\u003cbr\u003e Book Classification: Parodies \u0026amp; spoofs, Humour\u003cbr\u003e ISBN13\\EAN\\SKU: 9781529411942\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDescription:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Funny, despite bloody everything' - Charlie Brooker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn indispensable handbook to see the nation through lockdown, breakdown and meltdown. As Britain enters a period of tremendous upheaval, your government has requested that everyone immediately undertake a series of life-style changes that may test the nation's resolve. Most of it is simple common-sense, but common-sense may be new to you, especially if you are young, wistful or an imbecile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndeed, it should be noted that much of what is to come in the weeks and months (and months) ahead will be new to us all. But let us remember that, not so long ago, the same was true of pesto. We must not lose heart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith stoicism, courage and a substantial supply of alcoholic fortification, we will pull through this together and emerge from it a stronger (or weaker but more experienced) nation. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSir Clement Apricot-Wilson, Permanent Secretary\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Department of Unforeseen Circumstances\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Winstones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35547437629593,"sku":"9781529411942","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0423\/0240\/6809\/products\/9781529411942.jpg?v=1601397492","url":"https:\/\/winstonebooks.pro\/products\/9781529411942","provider":"Winstone's Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}